Sappy
("No Alternative" Version)

And if you save yourself, you will make him happy
He'll keep you in a jar, then you'll think you're happy
He'll give you breathing holes, then you'll think you're happy
He'll cover you with grass, then you'll think you're happy

Now
You're in a laundry room
You're in a laundry room
Conclusion came to you, ohh

And if you cut yourself, you will think you're happy
He'll keep you in a jar, then you'll make him happy
He'll give you breathing holes, then you'll think you're happy
He'll cover you with grass, then you'll think you're happy

Now
You're in a laundry room
You're in a laundry room
Conclusion came to you, ohh

You're in a laundry room
You're in a laundry room
Conclusion came to you, ohh

And if you fool yourself, you will make him happy
He'll keep you in a jar, then you'll think you're happy
He'll give you breathing holes, then you will seem happy
You'll wallow in your shit, then you'll think you're happy

Now
You're in a laundry room
You're in a laundry room
You're in a laundry room
Conclusion came to you, ohh