Sappy
(1988 - Barnyard Session, aka Sad)

And if you say your prayers,
you will make God happy
And if you do what's true,
you will make me happy
I'll keep you in a jar,
and you will seem happy
I'll give you breathing holes,
you will think you're happy

Now
You're in a laundry room
You're in a laundry room
You're in a laundry room

And if you save yourself,
you will make him happy
They'll bring you fine rewards,
and you will feel happy
He'll keep you in a room,
I'm sure you'll be happy
And if you save your soul,
you will think you're happy

Now
You're in a laundry room
You're in a laundry room
You're in a laundry room
You're in a laundry room